is it raunchy in here, or just me?

Let’s get RAUNCHY! Welcome back to this week’s WMW- I’m your host Joshua and we’re gonna dive deep into a jam that you can easily insert yourself into a kickline and bop to!  Yeah, I said kickline!  Like, Rockettes kickline.

Check out the tune “Luxuria” by RAUNCHY!  It’s fun, and if you don’t find yourself bopp’n to the beat, mayhaps you have no pulse? Get up, frolic with the best of ‘em! I want to see your legs high up in the air! Ok, now that’s better!

Now can you headbang simultaneously? No, ok- we’ll work on that.  How do you manage to blend together a fun, simple chorus with the glitz and glamour of Las Vegas? Maybe it’s not even remotely what RAUNCHY was going for, maybe it was EXACTLY their plan all along, who knows- I’m the jack-rabbit that writes this crap and I’m bonkers for kickline rock right now.

With that being said, I still couldn’t care less for Volbeat, which I consider the kings of “kickline rock” yeah, I said it, Paulsen sounds like if you took James Hetfield and got him hopped up on helium and allowed him to sing lead.  It just isn’t my jam man….

The song ‘Luxuria’ speaks of a fateful moment of lust and desire as two entities craved one another, much like a forbidden fruit, unable to contain themselves. 

“I'm craving you like I've never been

Anything but starving and you're the only life from which to feed

I've got an appetite that I must satisfy

Only with the taste of you”

If you’ve ever known me, you’d know I have a soft-spot for leftover lasagna, and that’s a fate I’d rather not temp as the entire pan would be gone in less than a day. I’d be a solid 9 lbs heavier, but without a care in the world…

I hope you enjoyed this week’s WMW. I've been your host, Joshua and I can’t wait to hear what you think of this tune. Remember, you matter to me, you matter most and I love you!  Be good, and carry on!